buttlid:

wanna make a secret handshake it involves us touching our mouths together for three hours

(via trust)


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marlborodiamonds:

sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star

(Source: halcyondiamonds, via trust)


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higherfunction:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you lie with me and marathon the extended edition lord of the rings trilogy

(via hollow-laughter-in-marble-halls)


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Livin’ the good life


dancybutt:

"what state do you live in?"

constant anxiety

(via kncklpck)


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College be like

ntbx:

Housing: $2,980
Meal plan: $1,457
Books: $1,429
Enrollment: $983
Air: $3,274
Grass: $4,284
Sidewalk: $5,284
The sun: $3,381

(via pannslee)


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simsgonewrong:

When will my reflection show who I am inside?

At the groceries store

calakazam:

toyota:

Me: can u give me x²+4y+ of tomatoes & 2(x²+8xy^3) of potatoes please

Seller: I dont understand

Me: well i dont give a fuck i didnt study in vain

those are polynomials you asked for a neverending curve of tomatoes

(via klefable)


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