joshpeckofficial:

making a joke and waiting for a response like

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dggus:

i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings

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scissor:

when u make a joke and the whole class laughs

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crrocs:

Don’t wish death upon your enemies wish for them to have this for the rest of their life 

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sebastian-cock:

My talents include being able to identify every one of the 5000 songs on my iPod by the first chord and eating more than the rest of my family combined

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wifipasswords:

teacher: cite your sources in this essay

me:

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heliolisk:

listening to your favorite song as it gets closer to the chorus
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nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class

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amortizing:

third wheeling two girls who are best friends is so much worse than third wheeling a couple

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